Men vs Women

I've learned a few things about men and women in the last year and about how men opperate. I love my husband. I love him more than anything but ya know some times I just have to say..... Really? Your not serious? For real? No. Please no.

men

1. A husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates, he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from the living room, and if they are really in trouble, the wife has to get off the phone in case they call him. If its attention you want, dont even try during playoff season.

2. Men like phones with lots of buttons. it makes them feel important.

3. Most men hate to shop. That’s why the men’s department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.
4. Mckay will pepare dinner for me and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

5. If a man says “I’ll call you,” and if he doesn’t, he didnt forget, he didnt lose your number, he didnt die, he just didnt want to call you.
6. Men are self confident because they grow up identifying with superheroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
7. When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight. When man tries something from his closet that feels tight, he will assume the clothing has shrunk.
8. Men forget everything: Women remember everything. That’s why men need instant replays in sports. They’ve already forgotten what happened. We will sit in front of the T.V during March Madness for litrally 20 min watching the same replay.....then he'll call his friends and talk about it.
Even though its all true about men. They could say a few things about us. Even though its hard to admit, some of us arent the sharpest pencils in the box. Some times when I say things that really dont make any sense, mckay will just look at me and say..................no he'll just look at me.
women
1. I cant lie sometimes I will drive miles out of of my way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut. :/2.Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them. 3.Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say. But I guess it doesnt matter since mac will fall asleep during our convo anyway.
4. Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.
5.Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the mans responsibility
6. The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437...its true I looked it up. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
7. Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower, but after my showers, the bathroom smells like a tropical rain forest.
8.When Mckay and I go on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; when I pack , I pack 21 outfits because I dont know what Im feel like wearing even though I know where going to mexico
9.Mac I really dont want an honest answer to the question, 'How do I look?'