taylor swift.

In my last post I talked about Reba for a minute. She sucks. You know you else sucks. Taylor Swift.  I'm not gonna lie. I have Taylor swift on my ipod. Cuz I'm cooler then you. And its taken me a long time to admit it, and I'll even sometimes sing her songs in the shower, but its not like really singing its more like really loud, sarcastic and ridiculously obnoxious. McKay is really good at singing like Taylor. Then I want to punch him in the face! ........ cuz really this Taylor swift crap has got to stop! there's the Romeo and Juliet song..... its so ridiculously juvenile. I dont know what it is about little children trying to act like adults. It bothers me.

"We were both young when I first saw you."  Really Taylor You're like 15 now. How old were you when this actually happened?
 "I see you make your way through the crowd, little did I know that you were Romeo?."Dang right little you did know. He's not Romeo, stupid, and you are not Juliet. Also, had you actually read Romeo and Juliet, you would know it was a tragedy. Not a whiny pop song that you've turned it into. its not even country.... which I think is what what your trying to be...
"We keep quiet 'cause we're dead if they knew." 
No you're not. No one will kill you. You will be grounded. Suck it up.
"I got tired of waiting, wondering if you were ever coming around. My faith in you is fading."
Already.? It's been three verses.
" He knelt to the ground.....I talked to your dad, go pick out a white dress."
You are not old enough to get married! And I thought your dad hated him. And hadn't you already lost faith in him? This marriage is doomed,  because you are a sulking little child. grow up little girl. and yes your still 12.

That's just one song.....

Here are some more...
Will I be ready for love?: yes Taylor maybe one day when your actually old enough to drive or maybe rent something. but your not.
Tear drops on my guitar: i cant remember a time before you started singing this song. your such a cry baby.
Today was a fairytale: Taylor everything is a fairytale when your under age. wait till you discover a little thing we call planet earth.
You should have said no: said no to what? playing this song?
Fifteen: Wow! finally a song about your real age!
The story of us: let me guess some guy looked at you. then you looked at him. then he broke you heart and made you cry all over your guitar. yeah I already heard that song....... Cool story Taylor.

moral of the story.........
:)